January 2010
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Once again, The Washington Post has published the...
ponymalta:
The winners are: 1. Coffee (n.), the person upon whom one coughs. 2. Flabbergasted (adj.), appalled over how much weight you have gained. 3. Abdicate (v.), to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach. 4. Esplanade (v.), to attempt an explanation while drunk. 5. Willy-nilly (adj.), impotent. 6. Negligent (adj.), describes a condition in which you absentmindedly answer the door in...
BARACK OBAMA DOESN'T CARE ABOUT KANYE WEST PEOPLE →
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haha Kanye West, man. I can’t get enough. Always typing in all caps, always spouting the craziest shit. I love it. I mean I really LOVE it because I’m 100% sure that’s whats going on in his head all the time… “I’M KANE WEST, I’M AWESOME. I’M AWESOME I’M AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!FUCK YOU, I’M THE SHIT!!” I kind of...
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alligatorsinnewyorksewers:
“I’ll play at being brave because doubt is about as useful as a fire escape when you’re trying to dodge a tidal wave. When you’ve got no time to save anybody but yourself—you better believe that you’re worth it.
“It’s clear that Chris Matthews is just one scotch away from being Ron Burgundy.”
– Jon Stewart (via soupsoup)
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Dave puts into words my feelings about Founders...
you like to get fucked up surrounded by good looking people in a smoke-free environment
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“Ever watch Battlestar Galactica? No!? Then you are an idiot.”
– Dwight Schrute (Old episodes of The Office have been cracking me up)
Books and Water
jolenesonny:
glassjaweddogmeetsbarnyardcaturl:
I’ve met a lot of homeless men along the way. I’ve asked a lot of questions. They probably still go shelterless despite any strength of imagination. Many seemed more hopeful than people of insatiable posessions. Many stuttered but their eyes were filling volumes. Some were miserable in form but only others held them accountable and embarrassed....
excerpt from an email I just got from my mom:
I have to go the the eye doctors today, I have been practicing on an eye chart that I have…maybe I should try to memorize it…
“In reality I was very pissed and I was about to Jerry Springer her ass.”
– Apparently that’s…The Situation
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Does anyone know how I can get in touch with Ludacris? I’ve got some questions.
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@jenna2step
I’d like to think we could work something out. It would actually be perfect because you and I live on pretty much opposite sides of the country, so we could probably get some sort of time/share situation set up. I’ll contact him with the details just as soon as we map this thing out. Yeah. I think it’s a good idea.
jenna2step:
La Dispute / “Nine.” (please...
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Buddy Wakefield could write my memoirs for me,...
I believed in Santa Claus till somewhere around the second grade. There was consequence for not believing in Santa. No gifts. Exposing the Easter Bunny and other lies followed suit. The Tooth Fairy fooled me for at least three teeth to my recollection. For my first 23 years, I was scared into believing in a God who would eventually and literally burn forever anyone who did not strictly adhere to...
onlinejournals:
Sitting in my room under the christmas lights that fueled my reading, I felt the weight that knowledge and ambition pushed on my chest. What do I want to become? What do I want to do? It felt sickly and gross to imagine myself in the future, because up until this point I’d only considered the fact that, yes I’m going to die soon. Planning a life for oneself always includes a...
I found out last night that Cody Anderson died and I feel really sad about that. I also can’t help but feel like it’s some kind of joke like, no way that happened. I can’t say that we were close, I probably hadn’t seen or spoken with him since high school, so about 7 years maybe. But we grew up together and I’m talking pre-school through 12th grade, rode the same...
