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OK, so there may have been an incident that involved a strawberry milkshake early today…an incident that was preceded by an even earlier incident that involved some various cheeses on my 6inch veggie on honey oat at subway.
I have absolutely no self control at all.
WatchA presidency that lasted for two terms and the only positive thing we can say for him is he’s got some impressive reflexes…he dodged that like a man who’s used to large objects flying at his face.
Everyone's laughing, and riding, and cornholing...
If you want to start your day out on the right foot, probably don’t do it with a documentary about the aids epidemic in Malawi. You can’t come back from that.
On a lighter note, Dave Curley is disgusting...
Jessica says:
yes, food covered in meat and meat juices im sure.
Jessica says:
i cant wait
Dave says:
save some for me
Dave says:
i love meat juice
Dave says:
i want to use that shit for lube
Jessica says:
ewwww
Jessica says:
that is soo disgusting
Dave says:
fuck yeah it is
Dave says:
just like i like it
I was just inches away from being in a car accident today.
It was scary.
discretion is the name of my cement-feathered bird
Do I have a giant sign on my forehead that says something along the lines of, “HEY, person I’ve never met, please hit me with all the racist and bigoted remarks you want. Feel free, educate me.” I must, because this happens to me all the time. I must say though, I’m getting more accustomed to the drill, a customer comes in, starts talking some crazy shit (last time...
Night Man, sneaky and mean, spider inside my...
SO, at work we’re taking donations for the salvation army food pantry, and if you donate a dollar you can write your name on these little sheets of paper, which we intern hang up on the wall, so that everyone can get recognition for a deed well done. Needless to say some people, either a.) don’t want the attention b.) don’t want to waste time filling this out, or c.) just...
