“Awww, no. I don’t even think about that, that’s stupid.”
- Lil Wayne on death
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The Aluminum Monster vs. Fatty McGoo
I'm Jessica.
I'm 24.
I live in Michigan.
These are my thoughts.
These are my feelings.
“
last night in class, the lecture was about how we need to start planning for retirement and i was like, what the hell im only 24…wait…thats almost 25, shit.
“you cannot live off of social security alone”
“you need a 401k” bla bla bla
you need a suck it one K
bitch
”
— David Allen
“The sky is blue, just don’t go telling everyone”
[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]
Death Cab For Cutie-The Ice Is Getting Thinner
So glad I didn’t eat my Reese’s Whipps Candy bar last week for fear I was going to lose it, because I now see that THIS is the perfect time, otherwise known as rock bottom.
edit: i have since had to come back and make three spelling corrections in this one sentence. I mean come on! get real. I should probably start reading over things BEFORE I post them.
Someone posted this on tumblr a while ago (shout out to Jolene for showing it to me) and I saved it to my computer because it made me laugh a lot. So now I’m sharing it with you all, because it still makes me chuckle.
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